今天看到的关于工程师的笑话

袋袋裤

1.

Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"


The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

2.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.

3.
One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

4.

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" Replied the architect and artist.

"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

|十匹狼|

看不懂啊看不懂，能不能翻译成中文给我看看啊

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lz不觉得笑话中透露出了学工程的，做工程师的人的悲哀吗？特别是第3则，有点自嘲的感觉…
坛子里基本上都是学理工的，我相信大家的生活还是很丰富多彩的！

dlq

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    大概最近有点问题，我很喜欢第3则得感觉~~

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回复 4# dlq
为什么呢？

独自等待

有点微漠的悲哀

中原

我觉得3还是很有趣的，很符合我的风格……

745221645

en，我说，不带这样的，至少也得是中英对照啊。
以下是我谷歌出来的，供参考：
1。

两个工程的学生走过校园时，一
说：“你在哪里得到这样一个伟大的自行车吗？”


第二个工程师回答说：“嗯，昨天我沿步行介意自己的事业时，一个美丽的女子骑着这辆自行车了。她的自行车丢在地上，脱下她所有的衣服，说：”把你想要什么。“

第二个工程师频频点头，“不错的选择的衣服
可能不会适合。“

2。
之间有什么机械工程师和土木工程师的区别？

机械工程师建造武器。土木工程师建设目标。

3。
有一天，一位工程师正在横过道路时，青蛙叫了他一声，说：“如果你吻我，我会变成一个美丽的公主”。他弯下腰，捡起了青蛙放进他的口袋里。

青蛙又开口了，说：“如果你吻我，变成一个美丽的公主我回去，我要与你呆一个星期。”这位工程师把青蛙从他的口袋里，微笑着，并返回到口袋里。

青蛙便喊道：“如果你吻我，我变成一个公主回来，我会留在你做任何你想要的。”同样的工程师进行了青蛙，在它微笑，放入他的口袋里回来。

最后，青蛙问：“什么事？我告诉你，我是一个美丽的公主，我会陪你一个星期，做任何你想要的。你为什么不吻我？”

这位工程师说，“你看。我是一个工程师。我并没有女朋友的时间，但会说话的青蛙，现在的酷。”

4。

一名建筑师，艺术家和工程师正在讨论是否有更好的陪妻子或情妇的时间。

建筑师说，他喜欢和他的妻子为建设一个持久的关系奠定了坚实基础，时间。

这位艺术家说，他喜欢和他的情妇的时间，因为激情和神秘的，他在那里发现。

这位工程师说，“我都喜欢。”

“两个？”回答说，建筑师和艺术家。

“是的。如果你有一个妻子和一个情妇，他们将分别承担你所花的时间与其他女人，你可以到实验室并得到一些工作要做。”

Bigbomb

3是给没女友的工程师看的，4是给有老婆的工程师看的。想必3，4都是大家的向往吧。现在的我倒是有点像1，总发觉自己看MM比别人要迟钝(在判断是否为漂亮的方面上）。