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什么叫愤怒(已修改为无危害)

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发表于 2008-3-31 22:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
呵呵,不好意思哈,愚人节愉快~~
由于浪费了你很多时间,如果你在这一个地方回一下贴证明你的足迹,考虑奖励3星币

这是愚人节时候用的一段代码,由于时机已过,就取消它的功能,大家想重温一下就复制在记事本里面,改后缀html,然后双击就行了 呵呵
  1. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("为什么,都不小心哦") </SCRIPT>

  2. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("没法啦!你都上了,只有陪我了")</SCRIPT>

  3. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哈哈!呵呵!嘻嘻!")</SCRIPT>

  4. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我都不想的,都是想开心下")</SCRIPT>

  5. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT>

  6. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("就和我玩玩啦!")</SCRIPT>

  7. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</SCRIPT>

  8. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("竟然要您来陪我")</SCRIPT>

  9. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT>

  10. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢?")</SCRIPT>

  11. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我也没办法")</SCRIPT>

  12. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT>

  13. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把机子关了吧!")</SCRIPT>

  14. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?你不愿意关?")</SCRIPT>

  15. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>

  16. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT>

  17. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不起,实在没有办法了!")</SCRIPT>

  18. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("都是我不好,让你受那么大委屈!")</SCRIPT>

  19. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>

  20. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呀!求你了!!别哭好不好?!")</SCRIPT>

  21. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("都是我的错,行了吗?")</SCRIPT>

  22. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?不行?孬人,快放了我")</SCRIPT>

  23. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别这样嘛!")</SCRIPT>

  24. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗?")</SCRIPT>

  25. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

  26. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

  27. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT>

  28. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT>

  29. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

  30. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT>

  31. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别骂我呀?")</SCRIPT>

  32. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT>

  33. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

  34. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT>

  35. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT>

  36. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了,我换一个!")</SCRIPT>

  37. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT>

  38. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT>

  39. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

  40. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,先别打,和那个不一样!")</SCRIPT>

  41. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

  42. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呦,听我讲完!")</SCRIPT>

  43. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT>

  44. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT>

  45. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT>

  46. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT>

  47. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT>

  48. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT>

  49. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT>

  50. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事讲完了!")</SCRIPT>

  51. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>

  52. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?还想听?")</SCRIPT>

  53. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我再来一个!")</SCRIPT>

  54. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前")</SCRIPT>

  55. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT>

  56. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT>

  57. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿意听是吗?")</SCRIPT>

  58. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办?")</SCRIPT>

  59. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你已经出不去了")</SCRIPT>

  60. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</SCRIPT>

  61. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("试试吧")</SCRIPT>

  62. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("还是不愿关?")</SCRIPT>

  63. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那我再给你讲故事!")</SCRIPT>

  64. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎哎,别哭嘛!")</SCRIPT>

  65. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT>

  66. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT>

  67. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还不泄气?")</SCRIPT>

  68. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我佩服你这种精神!")</SCRIPT>

  69. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT>

  70. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还真能坚持!")</SCRIPT>

  71. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT>

  72. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>

  73. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT>

  74. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定会成功的!")</SCRIPT>

  75. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相信我")</SCRIPT>

  76. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT>

  77. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT>

  78. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT>

  79. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT>

  80. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT>

  81. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不,关了机子多不好!")</SCRIPT>

  82. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT>

  83. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>

  84. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("喂!给你说点正事!")</SCRIPT>

  85. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受?")</SCRIPT>

  86. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下?")</SCRIPT>

  87. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT>

  88. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把你的朋友叫过来!")</SCRIPT>

  89. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让他也受骗")</SCRIPT>

  90. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT>

  91. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>

  92. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?出卖朋友的事你不干?")</SCRIPT>

  93. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真是好人!")</SCRIPT>

  94. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我太感动了!")</SCRIPT>

  95. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT>

  96. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("也好,我从不难为好人!")</SCRIPT>

  97. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT>

  98. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让好人多在我身边一会!")</SCRIPT>

  99. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你愿不愿意?")</SCRIPT>

  100. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎么还不愿意?")</SCRIPT>

  101. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我马上让你出去!")</SCRIPT>

  102. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别着急!")</SCRIPT>

  103. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT>

  104. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT>

  105. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT>

  106. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT>

  107. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT>

  108. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>

  109. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT>

  110. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT>

  111. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT>

  112. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我说的对不对?")</SCRIPT>

  113. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>

  114. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT>

  115. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT>

  116. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该放你出去了!")</SCRIPT>

  117. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT>

  118. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT>

  119. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果是的,我都没办法了,你关啦")</SCRIPT>

  120. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("陪多我几小时先啦!")</SCRIPT>

  121. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT>

  122. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我,就不用你陪啦!好吗")</SCRIPT>

  123. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好,好难啦!")</SCRIPT>

  124. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哦,那你就一直陪我啦!")</SCRIPT>

  125. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要,不要,不要,我返出!")</SCRIPT>

  126. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</SCRIPT>

  127. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,我怕了您 ,你不要哭了,我放你了!")</SCRIPT>

  128. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("叮咚!开门啦!")</SCRIPT>

  129. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("祝贺你!你终于出来了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT>

  130. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("看到这句话高兴了吧?")</SCRIPT>

  131. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀!知道了吗?")</SCRIPT>

  132. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("听说过乐极生悲吗?")</SCRIPT>

  133. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("算了,算了,还是放你出来吧,做个深呼吸吧,放松一下!")</SCRIPT>

  134. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("这次不用担心了,放你出来了,通过这个事,应该明白一个道理呀!")</SCRIPT>

  135. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那就是:坚持就是胜利,勤奋就有机遇!")</SCRIPT>
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发表于 2008-4-1 12:29 | 显示全部楼层
囧……其实我并不愤怒……只是感觉又好笑又烦人……我相信你不可能会做100000个点击吧……

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逐鹿中原 + 3 呵呵 谢谢合作

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发表于 2008-4-1 16:37 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-4-1 22:13 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
这代码可以啊,牛人啊

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逐鹿中原 + 3 你才牛。。。

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发表于 2008-4-2 00:16 | 显示全部楼层
额。。。愚人节快乐。。。
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发表于 2008-4-3 21:04 | 显示全部楼层
以前我同学发给我过一个
当时是用任务管理器强退,惹不起我就躲``呵呵

[ 本帖最后由 dragonfly 于 2008-4-4 08:50 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-4-3 21:47 | 显示全部楼层

好好玩啊  ,我要学哦  ~
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